As Singaporeans, we've got to know LAH!!!

Fuck spider
-Used to express extreme frustration. Originates from the Army, where a "spider" was dirt in the barrel of one's rifle. If during inspection, you found a "spider" in your rifle, you'd have to strip it and clean it all over again. Hence, the term would be a rather common expletive uttered amongst recruits forced to clean their rifles over and over again.

GGXX
Adapated from arcade games, where during the end of a sparring game, the words 'GGXX', meaning 'good game' and 'game over', will be displayed prominently on the screen. It is frequently used in its short form 'GG', both forms of which means that you are doomed (i.e. game over). Rumour has it that the XX stems from the practice of a 'redouble' in contract bridge convention. If you continue like this and don't study, your exam sure ggxx liao.

Jiak zhua
Hokkien. Refers to a skiver, or the act of skiving. Lit. "to eat snake".

Kan ni na bu (chao chee bye)
Hokkien. Vulgar. Lit. "Fuck your mother", this is the archetypal Singlish insult, but it is often used just as an intensifier akin to English "fucking", and commonly abbreviated as "KNN" in written form. The long form "KNNBCCB", meaning "fuck your mother's smelly cunt", is extremely rude.

Kaopeh kaobu
Hokkien. (哭父哭母) Complain too much. Commonly abbreviated as "KPKB". Literally "cry for your parents".

Ki Chia
(literally "Up the Car") Used to describe something very bad. Eg 'My exam ki chia liao.' Possibly derived from the action of an injured person being lifted into an ambulance. Another term used is "Up Lorry".

Kio Kuay
Hokkien(叫鸡）lit.Call Chicken. Go look for prostitutes

Kope
(copy) to take without permission. "eh, don't kope my homework leh"

Kum Lan
Suck Cock

Lim peh
Hokkien. Used when demonstrating authority, usually in a sneering manner. Lit. "your father".

Lim bu
An offshoot from the term Lim peh, used perhaps as a demonstration of feminist power, as opposed to patriachy in the term 'lim peh'. Lit. "your mother"

Luan hoot!
Hokkien. To bark up the wrong tree; to cast a wide net hoping to catch something. Lit. "randomly hit".

Mangali / Mankali
A corruption of "Bengali". A crude way to refer to ethnic Indians.

Merlion
(verb) To vomit, especially after drinking. Also used in the Navy to describe sailors vomiting due to seasickness. A reference to the famous Merlion statues

Ngeow Chee Ngeow Lan
Extremely Stingy

Pu Bor
Teochew. Vulgar. Lit. "Fuck your mother", is extremely rude.

Puah Chee Bye
Torn vagina

Elation

The back of a double decker bus full of stinky boys..We won East View Sec 78 to 40, it was my first official match and i scored a miserable 10points...the others contributed much more, my first match, my first ever goal...nice experience...

Went to Kovan after that to study..but no matter how hard i tried, i just could write a composition that is going to be dued tomorrow...gahh.....crap it..

I've gotta get my act right, do everything the right way...there's no more time for enjoying now!!

Let's talk about Taxis....

Just got back from studying at the airport...Bus 27 got jammed on the expressway due to road works and it was F***ing difficult to sleep ARGHHH!!!

Bought 2 books and stationery from Kinokuniya using the vouchers and also spent the $10 carls Jr. voucher that Cindy gave me....Till now, i'm still full!! WTFFF!!

Sherman is offically an IDIOT!! He said 3 things that didn't make sense today....

First Scene: Carls JR.

Sherman: Eh reggie, the iced tea hot a not ah?!
Reggie: NNB!! You go die la ask me this kinda question, you trying to be funny is it?!

Second Scene: Carls JR.

Sherman: Eh reggie, this coffeemate can add into my ice tea!? I wanna drink teh-peng
Reggie: You really trying to be funny isit!? Your iced tea not hot you add this, you wanna drink lumps ah?!

Third Scene: Changi Airport Terminal One

Sherman: Eh Jia Hao, Terminal 3 don't look as nice as T1 and T2 right?!
Jia Hao: Of course T3 looks nicer la!! Built later lei!! Of course better design la!!



Sherman Sherman, you're really the joke of the day, brightening up everyone's dull spirits due to studying!! HAHAHAHAHHAHAH!!!! =DD

*Snores*

Today was a very very very sleepy day for me, most probably one of the sleepiest days of my life and the damn thing is that, i don't know why, i didn't do anything physical the day before and i slept at my usual time, 12am...

Woke up with my whole body being unable to move(was more of morning laziness) then went to school for lessons. Slept 10 mins of E.Math away, then came Social Studies...was quite fruitful in the sense that i learnt how to answer certain types of questions. THEN!!!! HYPNOSIS period! (EL with Mazna.) i've no idea why the moment she starts teaching, me and JH would inevitably feel damnnnn sleepy...tried staying awake through out her lesson but gave up halfway through.

Played pokemon =x during recess break and then was free period...slept my free period away and i drooled on the table =xxxx MAJOR SECRET!! woke up with both arms numb and unable to move...finished school with D&T theory then out to lunch and back home to sleep before my torturing 3 hours of tuition that seemed to last an eternity...


34more days to O Level
As most teachers said "This is the final 100m of your marathon!! SO CHIONG!!!"

Suckie day...

Today's a dull, monotonous, irksome, dreary, humdrum day....
*Sigh*
Nothing seems to make any sense today..is it just me, or has the world stopped spinning!?

My body's aching, I don't understand a fucking thing that i'm suppose to complete as homework and my mind's in a whirl....

Somebody save me PLEASE!!....

WEE OH WEET!!! PERFECT DAY!!

I wanna say a very big THANK YOU!!

to the very generous auntie that gave us 9 movies tickets to the gala premiere to the movie, The Days.


We went to Sentosa today to celebrate Hui Xin's birthday, could say it was a success although the rain clouds were threatening. Oh yea, HAPPY BIRTHDAY LOW HUI XIN!!! (My daughter!)
Just when i forgot the feeling of what it's like to be burnt, i got a bloody sun burn on my shoulders today!! SHIOKKKK!!! XD

So we went to Vivo in beach wear and JH suggested to watch a movie...when we went to the counter, there was alot of people dressed formally and we'd no idea what was going on, then an auntie called me,(we felt damn lok kok cos we were in casual wear...)

(In mandrin)

Auntie: Boy ah! wanna watch movie?!

Me: Uhh not sure lei *pulls JH to myself*

Auntie: you and your friends got how many people!? i give you tickets for free cos my friends can't make it cos they all working

Me: uhh huh!? i've got 9 people,

Auntie: *Pulls out tickets and counts* here got exactly 9 nah take it!

Me: thank you very very very much auntie

Uncle (Auntie's Husband): I'm the one acting the tang ki!!


After the show...WTF!! I got interviewed in front of a freaking camera!!! It was like an instant oral and i really hope the interview doesn't go up on air =x

Catching up with old friends....and injuries...

Went down to ball with some of my old friends today, well not in the sense old but it's just been quite a while since i saw them, had fun, till!! i got bai(hard to explaine what it means), now i've got an injured right hand...=(
And as if that was still not enough i sprained my own ankle when i landed from a jumpshot..WTF WTF WTF!!!

Now i'm walking with a limp and i got a bloody bruise on my right hand...ARGHH!! So tired...